Baphie: The Darkest Doll in the Dreamhouse Parody Tee
Step aside Malibu—there’s a new icon in town, and she’s bringing a whole new meaning to “glamour from the other side.” Meet Baphie, the ultimate dark twist on your favorite blonde dream doll. This parody tee blends sugary pastel vibes with a little infernal edge, crafting a look that’s equal parts chic and cheeky satanic sass.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to swap the Dreamhouse for a crypt, this shirt turns playtime into shadowplay with wickedly cute horns, pentagram accessories, and a smile that’s to die for. Whether you’re here for the fashion or the fun, Baphie is ready to slay your closet with friendship, freebies, and a sprinkle of cosmic mischief. Warning: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous sarcasm, midnight rituals, and an inexplicable craving for black lipstick.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Baphie: The Darkest Doll in the Dreamhouse Parody Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|