Baphomon: Gotta Summon ‘Em All! Parody Tee
Unleash your inner demon-tamer with the Baphomon tee—a playful parody that fuses the world’s most notorious goat deity with the pixel-powered adventure of catching ’em all. Featuring Baphomet reimagined in an adorable, evolvable form straight out of a monster-catching game, this shirt will have fanatics and heretics alike vying for a place in your coven—er, party.
Whether you’re wandering tall grass or dodging Satanic Panic hysteria, this tee’s bright, cartoon styling will help you raise a little hell while “training” your friends in the dark arts of friendship, free thinking, and sarcasm. Perfect for 90s kids, occult collectors, and anyone who ever chose chaos over Charizard. Caution: Prolonged wear may trigger spontaneous summoning, pentagram-shaped badges, and unsolicited debates over which starter is the most infernal.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Baphomon: Gotta Summon ‘Em All! Parody Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|