Baphie: The Darkest Doll in the Dreamhouse Parody Hoodie
Step aside Malibu—there’s a new icon in town, and she’s bringing a whole new meaning to “glamour from the other side.” Meet Baphie, the ultimate dark twist on your favorite blonde dream doll. This parody hoodie blends sugary pastel vibes with a little infernal edge, crafting a look that’s equal parts chic and cheeky satanic sass.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to swap the Dreamhouse for a crypt, this shirt turns playtime into shadowplay with wickedly cute horns, pentagram accessories, and a smile that’s to die for. Whether you’re here for the fashion or the fun, Baphie is ready to slay your closet with friendship, freebies, and a sprinkle of cosmic mischief. Warning: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous sarcasm, midnight rituals, and an inexplicable craving for black lipstick.
More details
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.