Baphomet of the Universe Parody Hoodie
Get ready to wield the power of darkness and light with the Baphomet of the Universe: Solve et Coagula parody hoodie—a righteous mashup that slams classic 80s animated heroic fantasy into the mysterious world of occult alchemy. Featuring Baphomet as the ultimate sorcerer-warrior, this hoodie channels the epic vibe of your favorite Saturday morning battles while reminding you that sometimes you have to break down and rebuild (or solve and coagulate)—preferably with a little horned goat flair.
Whether you’re commanding your own cosmic kingdom or just trying to conquer Monday, this tee is for fans of epic quests, secret knowledge, and 80s nostalgia with a side of dark magic. Perfect for those who’ve always felt a little supernatural power simmering beneath their He-Man exterior. Warning: Wearing this hoodie may lead to uncontrollable urges to chant ancient spells, flex your mystical muscles, and question the very fabric of reality—while looking effortlessly rad.
More details
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.