Baphomet: 8-Bit Boss Hoodie
Level up your wardrobe with this pixel-perfect tribute to everyone’s favorite horned icon of misunderstood mysticism. Rendered in glorious 8-bit, this 8-Bit gaming cartridge style artwork reimagines Baphomet as the final boss you’ll never quite beat—because, let’s face it, eternal damnation doesn’t come with a cheat code. It’s the kind of retro evil that would’ve had 1980s PTA meetings clutching pearls and warning your mom that “video games are a gateway to Satan.” Spoiler alert: they were mostly a gateway to bad pizza, carpal tunnel, and increased hand-eye coordination.
Warning: prolonged exposure may summon feelings of rebellion, a love for synthwave, and uncontrollable urges to enter the Konami Code backwards for forbidden knowledge.
More details
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.