I Survived the Satanic Panic hoodie

$60.85 NZD

Remember the good old days when every rock band, video game, and Dungeons & Dragons session was definitely a gateway to eternal damnation? Celebrate your hard-earned victory over the fundamentalist frenzy with this I Survived the Satanic Panic hoodie—because if you made it through the 80s and 90s without spontaneously combusting from paranoia, you deserve a medal... or at least a wicked pullover.

Rock the iconic flaming-red pentagram and bold lettering that screams “I’ve seen paranoia this bad before – and lived!” Perfect for anyone who knows the real horror wasn’t satanic cults but the endless waves of hysteria about them. Wear it proudly as a sarcastic nod to the era when your mixtape was considered a summon spell and your card games were suspect rituals. Warning: May cause nostalgic eye rolls, knowing smirks, and the urge to explain to younger folks how “back in my day, everything was Satanic!”

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  • 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.