Baphomet of the Universe Parody Tee
Get ready to wield the power of darkness and light with the Baphomet of the Universe: Solve et Coagula parody tee—a righteous mashup that slams classic 80s animated heroic fantasy into the mysterious world of occult alchemy. Featuring Baphomet as the ultimate sorcerer-warrior, this shirt channels the epic vibe of your favorite Saturday morning battles while reminding you that sometimes you have to break down and rebuild (or solve and coagulate)—preferably with a little horned goat flair.
Whether you’re commanding your own cosmic kingdom or just trying to conquer Monday, this tee is for fans of epic quests, secret knowledge, and 80s nostalgia with a side of dark magic. Perfect for those who’ve always felt a little supernatural power simmering beneath their He-Man exterior. Warning: Wearing this shirt may lead to uncontrollable urges to chant ancient spells, flex your mystical muscles, and question the very fabric of reality—while looking effortlessly rad.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Baphomet of the Universe Parody Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|