Baphomet: 8-Bit Boss Tee
Level up your wardrobe with this pixel-perfect tribute to everyone’s favorite horned icon of misunderstood mysticism. Rendered in glorious 8-bit, this 8-Bit gaming cartridge style artwork reimagines Baphomet as the final boss you’ll never quite beat—because, let’s face it, eternal damnation doesn’t come with a cheat code. It’s the kind of retro evil that would’ve had 1980s PTA meetings clutching pearls and warning your mom that “video games are a gateway to Satan.” Spoiler alert: they were mostly a gateway to bad pizza, carpal tunnel, and increased hand-eye coordination.
Warning: prolonged exposure may summon feelings of rebellion, a love for synthwave, and uncontrollable urges to enter the Konami Code backwards for forbidden knowledge.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Baphomet: 8-Bit Boss Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|