Shroud of Turn-In Throw Blanket
The only blanket that lets you literally rest in peace without having to check into a tomb for three days. The Shroud of Turn-In Throw Blanket is the ultimate in holy comfort—printed with history’s most mysterious bedsheet, it’s perfect for anyone who wants to nap like a saint and wake up like a savior. Wrap yourself up, close your eyes, and sleep like you’ve been dead for three days.
Whether draped on your couch, spread across your bed, or rolled up in your backpack for 40 days and nights in the desert, this divine textile will have you rising each morning feeling refreshed, reborn, and maybe just a little messianic. Plus, it’s way cozier than stone, doesn’t require Roman guards at your door, and pairs beautifully with loaves, fishes, and a bottle of something that may or may not have started out as water.
This product pairs with our Napkin of Nazareth Throw Pillow, available in two sizes.
More details
- 100% polyester
- Soft silk-touch fabric
- Blanket sizes: 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm) and 60″ × 80″ (153 × 203 cm)
- Printing on one side
- White reverse side
- Machine-washable
- Hypoallergenic
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. The blanket is strongly pressed during the printing process and should be washed prior to the first use to regain its form. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Blanket sizes:
- 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm)
- 60″ × 80″ (153 × 203 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.