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Care Baphs: Stare into the Abyss Parody Tee

kr 226,15 NOK

Cuddle the darkness and broadcast your own “doom beam” with the Care Baphs parody tee—where infernal goats meet pastel bear nostalgia. Featuring everyone’s favorite occult mascot channeling that classic belly-badge energy (complete with pentagrams, not rainbows), this shirt is perfect for anyone whose idea of caring involves questioning authority and maybe a little light ritual magic.

Slip it on and show the world that caring isn’t always teddy bears and sunshine—sometimes it’s sarcasm, chaos, and a little friendly goat-headed mischief. Ideal for ex-Saturday-morning cartoon junkies, agents of cosmic misrule, or anyone whose childhood came with a dash of Satanic Panic. Warning: prolonged wear may result in accidental summoning circles, unsolicited philosophy lessons, and the overwhelming urge to start your own weirdly supportive cult.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Care Baphs: Stare into the Abyss Parody Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

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A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

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