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Care Baphs: Stare into the Abyss Parody Tee

£16.62

Cuddle the darkness and broadcast your own “doom beam” with the Care Baphs parody tee—where infernal goats meet pastel bear nostalgia. Featuring everyone’s favorite occult mascot channeling that classic belly-badge energy (complete with pentagrams, not rainbows), this shirt is perfect for anyone whose idea of caring involves questioning authority and maybe a little light ritual magic.

Slip it on and show the world that caring isn’t always teddy bears and sunshine—sometimes it’s sarcasm, chaos, and a little friendly goat-headed mischief. Ideal for ex-Saturday-morning cartoon junkies, agents of cosmic misrule, or anyone whose childhood came with a dash of Satanic Panic. Warning: prolonged wear may result in accidental summoning circles, unsolicited philosophy lessons, and the overwhelming urge to start your own weirdly supportive cult.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Care Baphs: Stare into the Abyss Parody Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

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A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

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