I Survived the Satanic Panic tee
Remember the good old days when every rock band, video game, and Dungeons & Dragons session was definitely a gateway to eternal damnation? Celebrate your hard-earned victory over the fundamentalist frenzy with this I Survived the Satanic Panic tee—because if you made it through the 80s and 90s without spontaneously combusting from paranoia, you deserve a medal... or at least a wicked shirt.
Rock the iconic flaming-red pentagram and bold lettering that screams “I’ve seen paranoia this bad before – and lived!” Perfect for anyone who knows the real horror wasn’t satanic cults but the endless waves of hysteria about them. Wear it proudly as a sarcastic nod to the era when your mixtape was considered a summon spell and your card games were suspect rituals. Warning: May cause nostalgic eye rolls, knowing smirks, and the urge to explain to younger folks how “back in my day, everything was Satanic!”
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Survived the Satanic Panic tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|