Care Baphs: Stare into the Abyss Parody Hoodie
Cuddle the darkness and broadcast your own “doom beam” with the Care Baphs parody hoodie—where infernal goats meet pastel bear nostalgia. Featuring everyone’s favorite occult mascot channeling that classic belly-badge energy (complete with pentagrams, not rainbows), this hoodie is perfect for anyone whose idea of caring involves questioning authority and maybe a little light ritual magic.
Slip it on and show the world that caring isn’t always teddy bears and sunshine—sometimes it’s sarcasm, chaos, and a little friendly goat-headed mischief. Ideal for ex-Saturday-morning cartoon junkies, agents of cosmic misrule, or anyone whose childhood came with a dash of Satanic Panic. Warning: prolonged wear may result in accidental summoning circles, unsolicited philosophy lessons, and the overwhelming urge to start your own weirdly supportive cult.
More details
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.