Super Baphio: The Dark Plumber Parody Tee
Power up your wardrobe with Super Baphio: The Dark Plumber, the parody tee that jumps right into the pixelated underworld of classic gaming—where fire flowers meet fiery horns. Featuring Baphomet sporting a devilishly iconic cap and mustache combo, this shirt reimagines the beloved plumber as the ultimate gatekeeper between worlds, navigating pipes less traveled and monsters not found in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Whether you’re dodging Goombas or summoning impish minions, this tongue-in-cheek tee is perfect for those who like their nostalgia with a twist of darkness and a sprinkle of sarcastic charm. Ideal for gamers, occult enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever wondered what would happen if the plumber got a little too comfortable with the shadows. Warning: Wearing may cause sudden urges to shout “It’s-a me, Baphio!” while leaping over furniture.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Super Baphio: The Dark Plumber Parody Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|