Rapture Veteran Tee
Still waiting to be swept skyward? You’re not alone, soldier. This tee commemorates nearly five decades of “guaranteed” departures that never left the runway. From Edgar Whisenant’s 88 Reasons debacle to Harold Camping’s double-header flops, all the greatest non-hits are here—formatted like a rock band’s back-of-the-shirt tour schedule.
Printed in bold, distressed lettering, the design honors the faithful few who’ve survived more canceled rapture dates than Ozzy’s farewell tours. Whether you’re sipping coffee on May 22nd (again) or explaining why your suitcase is still packed, this shirt says it all: you’re a Rapture Veteran—decorated with patience, sarcasm, and an unbroken streak of “left behind.”
Perfect for skeptics, prophecy hobbyists, and anyone who knows the Feast of Trumpets is really just another excuse for cake.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sacred Cow Diner
- Email: contact@support.sacredcowdiner.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Rapture Veteran Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|